There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Today a boy actually told me that the fact that I date girls is a real turn-off for guys and that I will never find a boyfriend. He was being entirely serious and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed in someone’s face so hard.
Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags
just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends
installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made
This is amazing
And then we have this innocent soul:
And to think I nearly didn’t reblog this
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.